My new kitchen

I'm taking bets on how much this costs.

They don't list prices on their website, so I requested an estimate for the most expensive model.

I'll keep you posted.

But I'm the ONLY person who can help!

I happened to watch that "Tom Cruise on Tom Cruise, Scientologist" video again and I thought "OMFG, that is exactly how I sounded at that job interview last week!"

Stupid SPs didn't hire me.

Heh heh. You said "boner." Heh heh.

I like comics. And I have a very sophisticated sense of humor, like Beavis & Butthead. So I like this a lot.

Snowdrops

these are not my snowdrops, but they look like them

One thing I like about January is the snowdrops in my yard. I am an intermittent gardener, and my yard generally reflects that. But no matter how crappy the yard looks, the snowdrops I planted the first year come up every January, and this year the number has doubled.