SUCKAPUUUUUNCH!

It's been almost 9 months since this first appeared on the Internets, and it is still horrifying and hilarious.

At least I will always have a job

If I don't bleed to death from my eyes. 

Thank you, Tara. I love you, Tara.

Skepticism is so BORING.

Well, shoot. THIS sure takes the fun out of everything.

(And omg! Is that Ricardo Montalban?)

Stupid new Acadamy Awards rule

I'm all huffy. This just in from AP Movie News:

The number of original songs that can be nominated from a single movie will now be limited to two, according to a rule change by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences. The academy's governors approved the change late Tuesday.

What's next, limiting the number of people who can be nominated for best actor or actress or best supporting from one movie? Or maybe they already do that. I dunno.

Insomnia

There are months at a time that I sleep well.

I think the worst part of not being able to sleep might be trying to explain it to people who've never experienced it.

O that pale grim hour
When the wakeful learn to loathe the sleeping
sleepers

when the wistful envy turns to rage

Yum.

Today my sister pulled a jar of Nutella out of my cupboard and said “The pull date on this is November 2007.” I was, like, "It’s NUTELLA. Nutella doesn’t go bad."

Neither, apparently, do lots of other things.

Thanks, Tara!

FINALLY. Sheesh.

Hooray! Nobody could possibly be happier than I that this is settled. Now, who wants a glass of bubbly??