All right already

I've been getting feedback from a certain (small) percentage of my fanbase (all seven of you) that I should post more often. I'm not really sure what you're saying, but what I'm hearing is that you would prefer many frequent, short, boring posts to one long monthly post. And I am nothing without my fans, so...

I am in love with my car. Her name is Bunny, unless I forget and call her Beauty, or Bubbly, or Princess. She hates stop-and-go traffic, but she LURVES going really really fast. Also, she loves to show off her superlative German engineering when I stamp on the brakes on a patch of ice.

The aqua Xmas tree is not only super pretty, it literally stunned my friends and family. At least two people told me (did they have to sound so surprised?) that they would totally have it in their homes. I should post a photo of how freaking fabulous it looks in my living room, but I can't photograph stuff as well as the marketing people. So just imagine it all decorated with shimmering, glittery white and silver ornaments, please.