Because yeah, what you need while your ass is parked in a chair for days on end is PERFORMANCE FOOD. Because you are burning so many calories that you will EPICALLY PHAIL without the proper scientific sustenance.
But then I stayed up for three days doing a World of Warcraft raid, and it is now clear that this product is poised to tap a hitherto unnoticed, underserved, and potentially insanely lucrative market. Check it out:
Gamer Grub comes in what looks sort of like a Campbell's Soup at Hand container, in four flavors: Action Pizza, Racing Wasabi, Strategy Chocolate, and Sports PB&J. The idea seems to be that you just pour some engineered gamer pellets down your throat without having to interrupt your battleground or raid to actually, you know, eat. So this is like astronaut food, right? Right? I'm still wondering why they missed the obvious flavor, Cheetos.
Here's what the company says about the product:
BOOST YOUR BRAIN with Gamer Grub, the first performance snack formulated especially for gamers.And here's what the company says about the Company:
•Great tasting flavors
•Ergonomic packaging
•No keyboard crumbs
•No greasy fingers
Think fast and win more with Gamer Grub.Gamer Grub is a great tasting snack that boosts your core gaming systems, such as visual input, cognitive processing, signal transmission and muscle reflexes for maximum gaming performance.
EAT WELL AND PROSPER.
Yeah. And Biosilo Foods is in desperate need of an ad copy editor.Biosilo Foods is a young, progressive company that is set out to transform the food and beverage industry. With revolutionary innovation as the prime directive, Biosilo Foods is building a portfolio of new food and beverage categories.
Way back in the 1990s, my dad couldn't watch "Seinfeld" because, he said, George was just too embarrassing. I know exactly what he meant.
But then, if some up-and-coming whippersnapper could talk the board into adding these to the product line, I might think they're on to something and invest.
3 comments:
I donno. What about the mouth feel of ice cream? Does this stuff taste like Skittles or what? You try it first. ok?
Katie!
Well, no gamer am I, but being the sort of person who eats one paninni throughout the day, I'm always looking for a quick fix o' food. Personally, I agree. Cheetos are the obvious answer. Anyway, with my persistent lack of appetite, and my diet mainstay being BOOST, this seemed intriguing. So I Googled them to find out what the hell it was, and needless to say, the packaging is revolting. But the funniest line on the website under ingredients? "We are in the process of putting the finishing touches. Once we are finished, we will highlight all ingredients and nutritionals."
Kinda scary if you ask me.
Craig
PS: How are you?!
Its not so different from drinking Red Bull it it?
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