Michelle Bachmann

Regular readers of Wonkette are familiar with lunatic Representative Michelle Bachmann (R-Minnesota). She's an Evangelical who doesn't believe in evolution or global warming. She's been a foster mom to more than 20 teenage girls (nope not kidding). She's hot for God and the president. She's very pretty, and she has the spookiest case of Crazy Eyes you've ever seen.

Now everyone else is familiar with her, too, because of her recent appearance on Hardball with Chris Matthews, talking about Barack Obama: "I'm very concerned that he may have anti- American views."

Then she wrote an essay for Politico, in which she said, "I never questioned Barack Obama’s patriotism". Uh, yeah you did.

And now she's probably going to lose her congressional seat to a Democrat in the election, ha ha ha.